[Joke] A Student Playing with his Teacher’s …..

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question!TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How can one … Continue reading [Joke] A Student Playing with his Teacher’s …..

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[Joke of the day] I Attended A Birthday

I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t get to us sitting at the front.Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved … Continue reading [Joke of the day] I Attended A Birthday

Must See; One Day, A Woman Wanted To Know

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in … Continue reading Must See; One Day, A Woman Wanted To Know

Jokes; Once Akpos Went to An Electronic Shop

Once Akpos went to a electronic shop, he asked the shopkeeper" what is the price of this TV ?". The shopkeeper answered "we don't sell our products to Akpos". Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard and asked "what is the price of this TV ?". The shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our … Continue reading Jokes; Once Akpos Went to An Electronic Shop

Jokes; Akpos Lived in a Town in Warri

Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You are driving me crazy Akpos!” One day Akpos’ mother came to the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that … Continue reading Jokes; Akpos Lived in a Town in Warri

See What Father and Daughter are Doing

BBM CHAT: Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl! Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious 'n’ delicious, live in Maryland and you? Charmer:::: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too. Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Are you serious? Same … Continue reading See What Father and Daughter are Doing

See What The Wife Asked; Who Is Cynthia?

Husband sends an SMS message to his wife: "Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. CYNTHIA brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, … Continue reading See What The Wife Asked; Who Is Cynthia?

See This; Smart Lawyer

SMART LAWYER A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," … Continue reading See This; Smart Lawyer

Jokes: A Girl Invited Her Boyfriend (Akpos)

A girl invited her boyfriend (Akpos) over for dinner in her house so he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily, so the girl's mother said;"Akpos, i think you should sleep over here because the rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon" After eating, the mom went to the … Continue reading Jokes: A Girl Invited Her Boyfriend (Akpos)

Jokes: A Couple Received A Letter

A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read: "My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you'll find a bottle of potion I have invented. … Continue reading Jokes: A Couple Received A Letter