[Joke of the day] I Attended A Birthday

I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t get to us sitting at the front.Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved … Continue reading [Joke of the day] I Attended A Birthday

Jokes; Once Akpos Went to An Electronic Shop

Once Akpos went to a electronic shop, he asked the shopkeeper" what is the price of this TV ?". The shopkeeper answered "we don't sell our products to Akpos". Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard and asked "what is the price of this TV ?". The shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our … Continue reading Jokes; Once Akpos Went to An Electronic Shop

Jokes; It Was A Party and

It was at a party and Akpos - the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. He was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then he got an idea.... He turned to the … Continue reading Jokes; It Was A Party and

Jokes; A Man Was Lost in a City

A man was lost in a city and needed direction to a popular guest house. So he approached an old man and the following conversation ensued: YOUNG MAN: Good afternoon sir. Please, could you direct me to fortune & co. Guest house? OLD MAN: Good afternoon son. How are you doing today? YOUNG MAN: I'm … Continue reading Jokes; A Man Was Lost in a City

Jokes; A Banker Walks In

A Banker walks into the dentist and asks what it takes for getting a tooth pulled out. "Well," said the dentist, "That depends on the level of service. If you want to go private we can give you the very best and latest in dental treatment. We get an anesthetist in from the local hospital, … Continue reading Jokes; A Banker Walks In

Jokes – Extra Satisfaction

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator) AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?! WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry but he didn't utter a word again. The next day, his wife came back from work very early and caught her husband with … Continue reading Jokes – Extra Satisfaction

JoKes; Akpos gets home early from work and

Akpos gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife without clothes on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he said. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old … Continue reading JoKes; Akpos gets home early from work and

Three Pastors Met and Agree to Sincerely Tell Each Other

Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept a secret between the three of them. The first pastor said; my problem is money l do steal even from the church offering. Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see any woman my … Continue reading Three Pastors Met and Agree to Sincerely Tell Each Other

Jokes; Akpos Lived in a Town in Warri

Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You are driving me crazy Akpos!” One day Akpos’ mother came to the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that … Continue reading Jokes; Akpos Lived in a Town in Warri

See What Father and Daughter are Doing

BBM CHAT: Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl! Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious 'n’ delicious, live in Maryland and you? Charmer:::: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too. Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Are you serious? Same … Continue reading See What Father and Daughter are Doing