Jokes; Once Akpos Went to An Electronic Shop

Once Akpos went to a electronic shop, he asked the shopkeeper" what is the price of this TV ?". The shopkeeper answered "we don't sell our products to Akpos". Akpos again came next day by cutting his beard and asked "what is the price of this TV ?". The shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our … Continue reading Jokes; Once Akpos Went to An Electronic Shop

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JoKes; Akpos gets home early from work and

Akpos gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife without clothes on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he said. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old … Continue reading JoKes; Akpos gets home early from work and

Jokes; Akpos Went To His Doctor

Akpos went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Akpos in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live." Akpos was shocked and saddened by the … Continue reading Jokes; Akpos Went To His Doctor

Jokes; Akpos A New Teacher

Joke of the Day: Akpos was once employed in a school and he went to the class to teach. The first day. Akpors: Good morning students Students: Good morning sir! Akpos: I’m going to be your new biology teacher, so do u know what we have this morning? Students: No sir! Teacher: Since u don’t … Continue reading Jokes; Akpos A New Teacher

Joke, Wife; Darling Why Are You Home So Early

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? AKPOS: Had a terrible day, i lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? MAN: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping … Continue reading Joke, Wife; Darling Why Are You Home So Early

Jokes: Ekaite Came Home Early

Ekaitte came home early and found Her Husband Akpors in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right … Continue reading Jokes: Ekaite Came Home Early

Jokes: A Girl Invited Her Boyfriend (Akpos)

A girl invited her boyfriend (Akpos) over for dinner in her house so he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily, so the girl's mother said;"Akpos, i think you should sleep over here because the rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon" After eating, the mom went to the … Continue reading Jokes: A Girl Invited Her Boyfriend (Akpos)

Jokes: Akpos Enters A Barber’s Shop

Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer: BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a N50 note in one hand and two N10 notes in the other,then calls the boy and asks: BARBER: Which do you want, boy? Akpos … Continue reading Jokes: Akpos Enters A Barber’s Shop

Akpos was driving through express when he saw a woman

Akpos was driving through express when he saw a woman that was selling meat.He stopped and asked the woman. Akpos: how much is ur meat? Woman: #14,000 Akpos: Is too expensive madam,let me give u #8,000. Woman: Nooo it's #12,000 last price. Akpos drove away and drive back after 10mins. Akpos: Ok, i will give … Continue reading Akpos was driving through express when he saw a woman

AKPOS: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission

AKPOS: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into University these days, except you are well connected… Uncle: Yes thats true. … AKPOS: Since you are connected, I came to ask you to help me get admission into university after my jamb. Uncle: Ya that’s true…am connected and I will help you. AKPOS: Thank … Continue reading AKPOS: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission