[Joke] A Student Playing with his Teacher’s …..

A student playing with his teacher’s intelligence asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open the fridge and put it in
there. I have another question!TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open the fridge and put it in
there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the
elephant and put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh… ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion’s birthday party
with one animal missing, which animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the
animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it’s the donkey because it’s still inside the
fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river of crocodiles and you want to
cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would need a ladder to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday party.

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