[Joke of the day] I Attended A Birthday

I attended a birthday party with a
gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the
front seat. A lady started distributing
food. She started from the back and
unfortunately, it didn’t get to us sitting at
the front.Another lady started sharing the drinks,
she started from the front but
unfortunately I had already moved to sit
at the back. Again the drink didn’t get to
me.
I was so furious that I stood up to take
my leave but then I saw three ladies each
with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be
wise by sitting at the middle. One of the
ladies started the sharing from the front,
the second lady started distributing from
the back. The two ladies were sharing
fried turkey.
When they got to the middle where I was
seated, it got finished again! Feeling so
frustrated, I bent my head, putting my
face in my hands… but then the third lady
tapped me and stretched her bowl for me
to pick. I stretched and put my hands
inside the bowl… Guess what was in the
bowl?
Toothpicks.

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