Check This Out; So Funny

When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove
us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service
and our pastor was being used by God that day to
deliver people from poverty.
Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said: “Mr
Okonkwo, God is set to bless you.”
My mum jumped up and shouted excitedly;
“Amen!!!”
My dad was excited too.
The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my
dad’s head and prayed for him.
As our pastor turned to climb the altar, the spirit of
God told him something.
He stopped, looked at my dad and said:
“Mr Okonkwo, did you buy a new car last week?”
“Yes sir,” my dad responded with much surprise on his
face.
Then our pastor said:
“God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY into
my life.”
I was shocked that my dad did not argue with the
pastor, he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out
the car key and gave to our pastor.
“Chai,,,, Chineeekeeee…,” I thought within me, the joy
accompanying owning a car evaporating from my
mind!
After about five minutes, my dad stood up, went
outside the church, he didn’t even wait till the end of
the service. I could see him taking Okada going home.
“He must be very worried,” I reasoned in utter fear and
confusion.
After a while he returned to church with the SPARE KEY
of his car and drove the car back home.
I was so stunned at what I was seeing.
So, when I asked him why he acted that way he said:
“Son, use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and
NOT the CAR.”
Ohhh… Na true…
“Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but
ourselves can free our minds!” ~ Bob Marley

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