Jokes; Several Men In The Locker Room

Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and
a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in
the room stops to listen.
MAN: ‘Hello’
WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the
club?’
MAN: ‘Yes’
WOMAN: ‘I am at the shops now and found
this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?’
MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you like it that
much.’
WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Lexus
dealership and saw the new Models. I saw
one I really liked.’
MAN: ‘How much?’
WOMAN: ‘$90,000’
MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with
all the options.’
WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more
thing…the house I wanted last year is back
on the market. They’re asking $980,000’
MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if
it’s really a good deal.’
WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so
much!’
MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.’
The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and
asks, ‘Anyone know who this phone belongs
to?’
Rotfl

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