Jokes; A Man At Work Calls Home and His

A man at work calls home and his
8 years old daughter picks the
phone: “Hi honey,this is daddy. Is mommy
near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in the
bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The
little girl quipped. “After a brief pause daddy
says,“But honey you haven’t
got an uncle Paul!” “Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs
in the room with mommy right
now.” Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is
what I want you to do:put the
phone down on the table,run
upstairs,knock on the bedroom
door,and shout to mommy that
daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.” “Ok daddy
just a minute….” A while later the little girl comes
back to the phone, “Done it
daddy. ””What happened honey?” “Well, mommy
got scared and
jumped out of the bed naked,ran
round the room screaming,tripp
ed over,and knocked her head on
the staircase,now she is not
moving at all.” “What about Uncle Paul?” asked
Dad. He jumped out the window
into the swimming pool,but I
guess he didn’t know you
emptied the water last week.He
hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.” After a really
long pause this
time… Daddy says,“Swimming
pool,but we don’t have a
swimming pool! Is this 070
386-5731?” “No,this is 070 386-5713”
“Sorry wrong number….!!!!”

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