Jokes; A Woman Was Having Sex With Her Lover

A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don’t move!

HUSBAND: Who is this?
WIFE: This is a robot I bought to have sex with when you’re traveling.
HUSBAND: Ok, let’s have sex now.
WIFE: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period. So I will go and make a cup of coffee for you.
After she left the husband said to himself, “Damn it! I’m so horny, I will f**k this robot!”
He tried having sex with the robot. The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way, “SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!”
HUSBAND: Damn! This robot is not working properly. I’m throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor, so he said, “SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE TRY AGAIN!”

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