Jokes; Akpos and Ekaite

Akpos and Ekaitte got married.

Akpos was a “man about town”
so to speak,but Ekaitte was very
naive and uninformed about the
birds and the bees.
Akpos was a poor working man
and could not afford to take time
off for a honeymoon.
So, that night they retired to his
little shack.
When Akpos was undressing
Ekaitte said,”Oh Akpos, what is
that?”
Akpos being very quick thinking
said, “Eki baby, I am the only man
in the world with one of these.”
And, then, he proceeded to show
her what it was for, and Ekaitte
was happy.
The next morning Akpos went
off to work as usual.
When he returned home that
evening, Ekaitte was on the front
porch obviously upset about
something.
“Akpos, you told me that you
were the only man in the world
with one of those, and I saw Musa
the gardener changing his clothes
behind the shed, and he had one,
too.”
Thinking fast, Akpos said,
“Oh, Eki baby, Musa is my good
friend. I had two of them so I
gave him one. He is the only other
man in the world with one of
those.”
Ekaitte, not being knowledgeable
about these things, accepted his
answer, and they did their thing
again that night.
Akpos went off to work again
the next morning and when he
returned home, Ekaitte was very
upset, stamping her foot on the
porch.
Akpos said,
“Eki baby, what is the matter this
time?”
“Akpos, you gave mallam musa
the better one!!!”
‪#‎ Akpos‬fainted!

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