Funny but True; I Had A Girlfriend Who Was

I had a girlfriend who was stunningly
attractive, and my girlfriend had a sister who was
more attractive.
Just a day before our wedding, I visited my
girlfriend, I saw no one but my girlfriend’s
While checking the wedding invitation together,
She suddenly said to me, “Come and keep me
company.” while slowly undressing.
She continued, “I’m going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. My head ‘scattered’
as I watched her enter the bedroom naked. I
stood there for a moment, thinking of what to do. There was no one else at the house. Suddenly I turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future
family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in my eyes, my father-in-law hugged
me and said, “We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
I was stunned and started murmuring, “Thank
you Daddy. Thank you Daddy” under my breath. It
was Daddy who told me to always keep my
condom inside my car.

Posted via SammyJay Entertainments app


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