Jokes: Ekaite Came Home Early

Ekaitte came home early and
found Her Husband Akpors in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young
And she was upset. ‘You are a
disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How
dare you do this to me — a faithful
wife, the mother of your children!
I’m leaving you. I want a divorce
right away!’
And Akpors replied,’ Hang on just a minute
love, so at least I can
tell you what happened.’
‘Go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but
they’ll be the last words you’ll say
to me!’
And then Akpors began —
‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenceless
that I took pity on her and lether into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin,
not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn’t eaten
for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the Fufu I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn’t eat
because you’re afraid you’ll put
on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
Since she needed a good clean-
up, I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes, so I threw them
Then, as she needed clothes, I
gave her the designer jeans that you have
had for a few years, but don’t wear because
you say they are not sexy.
I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary
present, which you don’t wear
because I don’t have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister
gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear
just to annoy her, and I also donated those
boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don’t
wear because someone
at work has a pair the same.’
Akpors took a quick breath
and continued – ‘She was so
grateful for my understanding
and help that as I walked her to
the door, she turned to me with
tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please ……Do you
have anything else that your wife doesn’t
” i said yes and i gave to her”



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