5 Things Your Mother Told You

Here, I have compiled a list of things mama told you that are still true till date.

1. NEWSPAPERS CLEAN WINDOWS BETTER
Yes, yes, Newspapers clean the windows(glass) better than your average towel. Your mother told you that and she is still right.

2. SOAP FILLS HOLES IN THE WALL BETTER
“Use soap to cover any holes especially holes made with nails. It is better than using paper or stick.” Again she’s still right.
Soaps are better and also leave no traces.

3. WHEN YOU MARRY, COOK FOR YOUR HUSBAND. MEN LOVE FOOD
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” I’m sure she told you this too. And guess what? She’s still right. A hungry man is an angry man. To reach his heart, go through his stomach.

4. DON’T ALLOW MEN TO TOUCH YOU OR YOU WILL GET PREGNANT
“Men are dangerous, don’t allow them to touch you.” Well, I’m not sure if men are really that dangerous, however, she was right to tell you that you would get pregnant if they touched you. The only thing is that she probably didn’t mention to you that the touch with his hand is harmless. The touch to be weary of is the touch with his magic wand. The touch with the magic wand most often that not, leads to the growth of a younger one inside you.

5. CLOSE YOUR LEGS, SIT WELL. YOU ARE A WOMAN
Growing up, I’m sure your mother almost yanked off your ears when you sat carelessly. I know some girls that got some heavy knock on their heads for throwing their legs apart while sitting down. Her advice to you to always sit like a woman is still right.
There you have the five things.

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