Jokes: A Man Checked Into A Hotel

A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed d
wrong email address, and without
realizing he sent the mail to a widow
who has just returned from her
husband’s funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail,
expecting condolence messages from
relatives and friends.
After reading d first message she
fainted.
The son rushed into d room, found his
mother on the floor and saw d
computer screen which read : ‘to my
loving wife,i knw u are surprised to
hear from me, they hv computers here
and we are allowed to send mails to
loved ones.
I ‘ve just been checked in.
How are u and d kids, d place is realy
nice but am lonely here.
I hv made necessary arrangement4 ur
arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I
cnt wait to see you !

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