You won’t believe what happened to me yesterday night.

You won’t believe what happened to
me yesterday night.
I was coming back from somewhere
around 9pm when i saw this beautiful
damsel approaching me.
She has the the beatiful face of
Beyonce,
The sumptious lips of Angelina Jolie,
The backside like that of Kim
Kardashian,
The curves were like that of Mercy
Johnson,
She got the height like that of Angela
Okorie,
Her eyes were as beautiful as that of Ini
Edo,
She got the forehead of Rihanna,
With bumper front package like that of
Cossy Orjiakor.
She was looking innocent like
Gennevieve Nnaji.
I knew i had to talk to her, it will be the
greatest mistake if i allow her pass
without talking. So i said
“Hi”
She didn’t replied but she smiled.. So i
continued
“My name is Ocha, i will love to talk to
you but am in a hurry right now, pls
can i get your contact so that i can call
you for us to meet?”
She smiled again and said
“Ok, ZERO HATE ZERO, TIRI TIRI HATE,
SEFUN TWO TIRI, NOI NOI.. NA MY
HENTIHEN LINE BE DIS. YOU WANT MY
SAIN LINE?”

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