YORUBA MOTHERS ARE THE BEST….

Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IBOJU,IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted.IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant. Now ABARA is the worst…You will attempt to rub where it landed but ur hand won’t reach up to it. And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you’ll lose balance and your head will go into “auto-search” as you’ll be wondering what hit you. This will make you confess the greatness of God! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI… it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). God bless our parents for the good upbringing.If you were brought-up in Yorubaland, regardless of how caring your mother was, you most have encountered these slaps ….

Posted by Ş̲̣ά̲̣м̣̣̥̇̊м̣̣̥̇̊ƔJά̲̣Ɣ™

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