MAN; I AM GETTING MARIED

Man: I am getting
married. How would I
know if my wife is a
virgin?
Doc Akpos : Get a
Virginity test kit.
Man: What’s that?
Doc Akpos : Get a Can of
Red Paint, a can of Blue
Paint and a hammer.
Man: What ? Are you
mad?
Doc Akpos: Paint your
right Ball Red and Left Ball
Blue and as you remove
your underwear, if your
wife says, ‘that’s the
strangest pair of balls
I’ve ever seen”,
Hit her head with the
hammer!
How Many share For
Akpos

Posted by Ş̲̣ά̲̣м̣̣̥̇̊м̣̣̥̇̊ƔJά̲̣Ɣ™

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