DEFINITION OF WAHALA

DEFINITION OF WAHALA:
~when the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy
you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.
~When you tell your
friend “your mama!!!” and
turn around and see his or
her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect
plenty slap.
~When Mosquito lands on
your father’s bald head
and u try to kill it with
your bare hands.
You must provide d proof
ohh, or else…:
~When Patience Ebele is
ur English Teacher before
WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.
~ when you update
“salary things” on
facebook and your
landlord
comments “on point”””””
U go travel go villa by
force.
~ when you’re in a bus
and you throw away #
500 note instead of gala
wrapper.
O’boy, E don red be dat!
cry
~ when ur dad works at
NEPA andthey take light
and you shout God
punish NEPA…….and he’s
there with u.
Na ur mama go start to
pay ur school fees.
~ when u dey on top
okada and the okada man
dey ping…
Na automatic ticket to
Baba God be dat.:s
~ when you finish eating
in an eatery and u find out
ur wallet fell out in a taxi…
Start to prepare ur
grammar
~ when Usain Bolt chases
u with a Cutlass…
Ol’boy, just stop beg am.
~ when u give beggar #
5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change
mind..
ADD YOURS…..

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